1. No matter how much you loooove chocolate cake, it doesn't taste the same coming back up!
2. Quinn prefers to vomit in the trash can.
3. Sydney prefers to vomit in the toilet.
4. A single grocery bag does not hold vomit. You have to double bag it.
5. Next time I tell Sydney to let go of my neck because I have to throw up, she'll believe me and let go of my neck!
6. I CAN sleep on a crib mattress if necessary.
7. Quinn and Sydney CAN share if need be. They both shared the trash can at one point while they both were vomiting at the same time.
8. Bending OVER the trash can and/or toilet is a learned skill. It's not ingrained in us as I once believed.
9. After a while you just quit changing clothes and decide to live with whatever your child just wiped on you. If they can stand it then so can I!
10. Just because you have already emptied the contents of your stomach plus some does not mean you are done 'going through the process'. Dry heaving sucks!
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OH sweety, I'm sooooo sorry. You win, you are the toughest mom around today. I'm praying for all of you. I'm also sending lysol spray to help disenfect the whole house.
Unreal.
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